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Finally the forums back!!!

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Alhamdulillah the forums went upped once again :D

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Unread post Re: General Chitchat and Scribble Thread Take 2
welcome back wup :clap: hope it stays on for a while...so tired of this is happening every year...lol...


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Oxymoron
An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which
two words of opposite meaning are brought together….. here are some:-

1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies

And the Mother of all……

11) Happily Married

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This is off the topic but pretty much interesting and inspiring....

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal: ‘You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.’

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, ‘Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.

The boy said, ‘You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair…and there’s even strong
evidence that Jesus had long hair.’

Your going to love the Dad’s reply:

—- his father replied, ‘Did you also notice they all walked on foot everywhere they went?

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Unread post Re: General Chitchat and Scribble Thread Take 2
bake my beans... but don't touch my popcorn.

Where da lambs at?


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Beans, beans…good for your heart… the more you eat…the more you…

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...shart? hmmm... Iron deficiencies... not good (grins)


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fart :D i'm too gross fp

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that's 6 foot 2 inches of man fart inside of you kiddo... NOT GOOD. Right, you're banned from beans... stick with the marshmallows, they don't smell so bad if you know what I mean (winky)

HARAM POLICE say you are banned from beans, they are haram for you (nyeheheees nih nih)


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its a matter of time before london becomes smelly, greetings from Holland.

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Unread post Re: General Chitchat and Scribble Thread Take 2
Yup, once the Muslims leave - it'll go back to being a stank-festooned yajooj circus.

I'm gonna move to Turkey.


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that was a big gas bomb

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I'll go nerdo,

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Yup, then the curry smell will be officialy gone :(
And i'll miss the doner kebab smell, oh wait, i'm muslim too, lets leave here and go to turkey for the best pizza's and kebabs :D let the yajooj die in their own smell.

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Unread post Re: General Chitchat and Scribble Thread Take 2
Invision wrote:
that was a big gas bomb


//yeah, about that... curry always gets its revenge, and that dish is not served cold - if you catch that flava nyeheheees



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....please move on to a different topic. For the love of God...

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Whoops... Salaam Insha *runs away... faaast*

EDIT: runs straight back - Insha - bro - why you change the avi maaan? the harun yahya one was the best one yet (confused) bring it back. If we still had the vote option, i'd make a poll...


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